⚠ dragon kid: the animated ⚠

[i_am_not_cute]

Meet Pao-Lin.




Also known as Dragon Kid.




Dragon Kid is a professional Hero who knows kung fu and can shoot lightning.




Lots of lightning. (GIF originally from here!)




Which she uses to light up the lives of every citizen in Stern Bild when she's not tasering criminals. (GIF originally from here!)




Or serving as Stern Bild's emergency backup power generator.




She is the badassest babysitter ever.




She can punch through reinforced glass and pick up bad guys who probably weigh twice as much as she does in each hand.




She flips out a lot. (GIF originally from here!)




She eats heights for breakfast. With the blood of her enemies.




She plays hopscotch with cars moving at top speed on a highway.






She bitchslaps giant robots out of her way, kasplodes their shit like a boss, and gives no fucks.




She leaps tall bridges(?) in a single bound(???).




Seriously, I'm really not sure how this is happening. (Though it is still awesome.)




She keeps on fighting 'til the end.




And occasionally photobombs the other Heroes.








Or zaps them by accident.










She is single-handedly responsible for half of the food consumed in the entire city of Stern Bild.




I mean it — don't let her near your fridge. You will never see its contents again.




"You know where food goes? It goes right here. FEED ME!"




But no worries, as hardcore as she is, this girl still knows how to relax. Little does she know that she is the luckiest girl in Stern Bild for having gotten into Barnaby's bed not once, but twice.




Plus she cleans up adorably!




And it'd make her happy if you said something nice about her.




Look at how happy it would make her!




All GIFs made by me unless otherwise indicated.